Saturday, October 03, 2020
Dear Mrs. Eslinger and Storey,
I was greatly saddened to read about the hideous drowning of your husbands in the flood of raw sewage from a burst treatment plant tank in Gatlinburg, TN yesterday. This event smells of incompetence and neglect on the part of the plant managers. I am flushed with anger just thinking about poor John and Don inundated by spewing sewage. Whoever the turd was who placed these fine men in harm’s way should be sent to the bowels of the earth. It really pisses me off and I am sure urine for a long period of mourning. You must feel incredibly crappy about this and look forward to the day when shit hits the fan and justice is yours. If only we could wipe the slate clean and start over, but alas, we cannot. This is a lot for you to digest but hopefully someday you will be able to purge your bodies of this rotten memory and move on with your lives.
Sincerely,
Harry Flushington
